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Bee.p Bee.p

Wow… I Haven’t Seen Our Friendly Bee in a Long While… Thankfully This Bee Keeps Her Phone Fully Charged All the Time… I Know Another Beee Who Hardly Ever Has Her Phone Charged! In Addition She Often Drops it, Leaves…

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Weight Watchers

Weight Watcher’s… …Dixy’s, Raja’s, Zouk, Kebabish, Mumtaz, Saffron’s, Akbar’s, Chowdry’s, Anum’s, Bukhara, Nawab’s, Sanams… … & Still Watching… Oh & Nugetts!

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A Long Way Up

Ben Nevis. The Highest Mountain in Great Britain. 1344 Metres Above Sea Level. It Took Me Over 4 Hours To Reach the Summit. I’ve Never Completed Such a Difficult Physical Exercise Before! It Was Worth it. I Collected Money for…

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Banana Man

Finally the Answer To Female Infanticide… New Research Suggests That Women Can Influence the Gender of Their Child by What They Eat Before They Conceive. A Higher Calorie Intake Before Conception Increases the Probability of a Male Birth From 50%…

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Time After Time

Apparently “Time is the Best Healer”. Sure ‘it’ Makes it Easier To Come To Terms With Past Failings & Adverse Life Events, But I Wouldn’t Attribute That To Any Form of Healing Property. I Prefer the Phrase “Time Makes You…

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Nikah

“May Allah Grant You Barakat & Descend His Blessings on Both of You & Keep You United”.

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Bowled Over

Bowled Over = Astonish, Surprise Greatly, Overwhelm… 10 Pin Bowling… Having Played Only 7 Games in 15 Years & With a Best Score of 101 & an Average Score of ~65… I Had To Play Out of My Skin During…

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Bollywood Dreams

What is it With Teenage Girls & Older Men? How Does this Redhead Justify Being Infatuated With a Man Thrice Her Age? What’s Wrong With Willy? Poor Kid Can’t Keep His Eyes off Her! Anna Stothard Described Teenage Boys as…

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Big Mouth

According to a Medical Journal, Women Who ‘Self Silence’ During Arguments with Their Husbands Are 4 Times More Likely To Die Prematurely Than Women Who Speak Up for Themselves. That May Explain the Low Life Expectancy for Women in Living…

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White Chocolate

Twenty20… the Short Form of Cricket Currently Taking Centre Stage in India… Unlike Test Cricket Where Scores Advance at a Snails Race… Twenty20 is Fast & Furious… Blink & You Risk Missing a Handful of Powerfully Hit 4’s & 6’s….

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More Than Just Sentimental Value

Dilemma: I’ve Had My Mobile Phone for Nearly 2 Years Now. I’ve Turned Down Numerous Offers To Upgrade it in Spite of it Falling To Pieces. It’s Not That I Don’t Want a Trendy New Phone (I Do, I Do),…

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Limitations

It Doesn’t Matter How Broad Your Mind is… It’s How Narrow it is That Will Limit You…

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Don’t Let These Pearly Eyes Decieve You! Bee Good & it’s Honey all the Way But Step Out of Line & a Deadly Sting Could Bee Buzzing Your Way!

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1 Small Step for Man, 1 Giant Leap for Women!

In Today’s Society it is Okay for Women To Propose Marriage To Men, But This Wasn’t Always the Case. ‘Back in the Day’ Women Weren’t Allowed To Propose at all. However in 5th Century Ireland St. Bridget Complained To St….

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Who’s the Best

Disguised Serves… Towering Lobs… Delicate Drop Shots… Elegant Flicks… Powerful Smashes… (Never Mind the Verbal & Physical Distractions)… But Whatever My Opponent Tried… I Just Kept on Winning! (Sorry - I Tried To Give You a Few Free Points lol)

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Petrol, Diesel & Groceries

Don’t You Just Hate it When You Rush To the Petrol Station (Breaking All Speed Limitis) To Refuel Because You Have To Be Somewhere Real Soon, Only To Find the Person in Front of You in the Queue is Buying…

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Ameen

I Had a Major Car Crash on the 14th of December… Alhamdulillah I Escaped Without Any Major Injuries (Although My Car Won’t Be Road Worthy Again). I Only Had it for 2 Months; it was Perfect (I Loved it)… But…

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Bee Sporty

Bee (the Official Blog Mascot) Won’t Stop Flapping Around… Could it Have Anything To do With Her Being Concerned About the Effects of Eating Too Much Jalebee This Year? I’m Guessing the Concern is Centred Around Her Tummy (lol). Obviously…

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Eye of Newt & Toe of Frog…

Despite What the Chinese Say… ‘08 is the Year of the Bee, Beelieve Me! & Here’s Our Friendly Bee’s First Visit of 2008! As You Can See She’s Been Busy Playing With Her New Chemistry Set… Probably a Christmas Gift…

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Dreamer

I’m Working (Nights) at the Moment. You’re Probably Sound Asleep & Dreaming? Dreams… What Exactly are They & What do They Mean? Have You Ever Had the Same Dream More Than Once? I Have (Good & Bad). I Hate Reliving…

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Spot the Pak

Spot the Pak? You’ll Be Lucky! There Aren’t Any! They Don’t Know How To Queue!!!

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Specky Four Eyes

I Get the Feeling More & More People Are Wearing Glasses… During Today’s Ward Round I Noticed That the Consultant, All the Junior Doctors, the Staff Nurse & the Patient Were Wearing Glasses! At Least Half the of the People…

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False Oath

As for Those Who Sell the Faith They Owe To Allah & Their Own Plighted Word for a Small Price (i.e. If One Gains Advantage in This World by Taking a False Oath), They Shall Have No Portion in the…

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Happy New Year

Inshallah 2008 Will Be Extraordinary.

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Laser Arm

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Falling in a Forest

The Great Bristlecone Pines Are The World’s Oldest Known Living Organisms. The Oldest Tree (Known as Methuselah) is 4839 Years Old. A Second Tree is 4600 Years Old. In 1964 One Such Tree Was Cut Down for Research Purposes &…

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All Washed Up

My Hospital Ward Consists of 6 Bays… (I’m the Doctor - Not the Patient [for Those of You Who Are Late Subscribers lol])… The Ward Can Accommodate up To 30 Patients… I Have To Wash My Hands Every Time I…

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Angel Falls

Ok It Wasn’t That Amazing But it was a Start…

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